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Funniest pickup lines that actually work online

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There is a secret most men don’t know. The conversation is everything in the seduction game. To make jokes you have to be intelligent, so by being funny you’re showing everybody that you’re a great choice for a date. Funny pick up lines are like gems of wisdom, gems of hottnes. Use them wisely. You don’t know any funny pick up lines? The solution is obvious.

You have to learn some funny pick up lines, lines so good they’ll work even if the target (a hot girl or guy) has 0 sense of humor. You don’t want to date those people, but it’s still good to know you have such a powerful weapon. So… get ready. We’re going to make a knight out of you. A funny knight who saves beauties from the claws of boredom and fires of loneliness.

Top 5 funniest pickup lines that work even on married girls

Sometimes you have to be direct. Sometimes you want to go slowly. Some of the following 5 pick up lines are for the first scenario, some are for the second. It’s up to you to decide what to use when.

  1. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.

This one is great. It’s not so cheesy, but it still shows you can play with words. After this icebreaker, it’s up to you to show you can play with more than words.

  1. If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.

Hopefully being in bed with you isn’t a sentence. Even if it is, use this freakishly good and direct pickup line to gain experience. One more thing, this actually works (online and in-person), but it works even better if you’re a judge for real.

  1. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

Try this online, it works every time. Girls love to be called cute, hot, sexy, and so on. Not every word is for every occasion, but showing how creative you are with a line like this will open a lot of doors for you (and drop a lot of pants).

  1. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

This line would have 0 sense 15 years ago. Today, it works like a charm. Go on, use it, follow your dreams.

  1. What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

This pickup line works great online for two reasons. If you’re texting 1on1 with a girl who’s home – she’s probably the only girl in the room. That makes it funny. It one of the “so stupid it’s funny” lines. If you’re in a chat room with a bunch of people then it works because it’s a nice compliment.

Love starts from a conversation

Funniest pick up lines open the door to a first date that could be funny too. Imagine going to the movies with somebody who likes to mock every character in the movie as much as you do. Prepared funny pick-up lines help to invite for a date even married girls that look for adventures. This site collected the funny pick-up lines and first date stories from not only their users. When you finish reading it check out the tips you can use to make yourself more interesting. These small tricks are crucial for success in the dating game.

Tips to impress your conversationalist

You have to show you’re worth the attention. You want a girl you’re talking to carving for you. To make that happen speak about yourself, but just enough to keep her wondering. Then when she expects you to go on with a full bragging story, you make a shift and make her talk about herself. While she does that look interested (or better yet – be interested). Wake up her imagination. Let her wonder who you are, how can you know so much about something she’s talking about, how can you make her feel.

Curiosity and imagination. Spark that in your conversation with potential dates and you’ll have so many dates you’ll become a dating guru.

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The Ultimate Smart Casual Dress Guide For Men

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So, what exactly is smart casual? In a nutshell, it’s a dress code that falls somewhere in between formal and casual. Smart casual attire gives you the best of both worlds – you look polished and put together without going to extremes. Your outfit can have flashy men’s shoes, but the rest should be fairly straightforward. If you’re unsure how to dress smartly, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered.

What Is Smart Casual, And Why Should You Care?

Like most guys, you probably have a go-to outfit for every occasion. But what happens when you’re invited to an event that doesn’t fit your usual categories? That’s where smart casual comes in. Whether you’re going to a friend’s wedding or attending a work function, smart casual is always a good choice. And the best part? It’s pretty easy to put together an outfit that looks great without being too overdressed or casual.

So why should you care about smart casual? For one thing, it’s versatile – there are very few occasions where it wouldn’t be appropriate. But more importantly, dressing smart casual shows you’ve made an effort without trying too hard. It conveys confidence and shows you know how to put together a good outfit without going overboard.

If you’re still not convinced, think about the last time you were at an event where everyone was dressed in jeans and t-shirts. Imagine if just one guy had shown up in slacks and a button-down shirt. Chances are, he would have stood out – in a good way. That’s the power of smart casual.

How To Put Together A Smart Casual Outfit For Men

Now that we’ve discussed what smart casual is and why it matters, it’s time to get into the nitty-gritty of putting together a great outfit. While there are many different ways to dress smart casual, there are a few key elements that every great outfit has in common.

First and foremost, your clothing should fit well. This is true for any outfit, but it’s essential when dressing smart casual. Baggy or ill-fitting clothes will make you look sloppy, no matter how expensive. When in doubt, go for something slightly tighter rather than too loose – you can always adjust if it’s not quite right.

Second, focus on quality over quantity. A few well-made pieces are always better than a closet full of cheap clothes. Not only will higher-quality clothing last longer, but it will also look and feel better. It’s worth investing in a few key pieces that you can wear over and over again.

Finally, pay attention to the details. The small things – like ensuring your shirt is tucked in or choosing the right accessories – can make all the difference in how put-together you look.

The Dos And Don’ts Of Dressing Smart Casually

Now that you know the basics of putting together a great smart casual outfit, it’s time to learn a few dos and don’ts. These simple tips will help you avoid common mistakes and ensure you look your best.

  1. One important thing to remember is that not all occasions are created equal. When dressing for work or a formal event, it’s essential to avoid being too dressy rather than too casual. But if you’re going out with friends or to a more relaxed event, you can afford to be a little more laid-back. It’s all about knowing your audience and dressing accordingly.
  2. Another thing to remember is that smart casual doesn’t have to mean boring. Just because you’re not dressing up doesn’t mean you can’t have fun with your outfit. Experiment with different colors and patterns to find something that expresses your personality. And don’t be afraid to add a few personal touches, like a favorite watch or pair of sunglasses.
  3. Finally, remember that less is often more when dressing smart casual. A simple outfit can sometimes make the most significant impact. So if you’re ever in doubt, it’s always better to err on the side of being too simple rather than too flashy.

What To Wear On Special Occasions When Dressing Smart Casually Is Required

There are a few key things to remember when getting dressed for a special event with a smart casual dress code. First, it’s important to remember that smart casual is still technically casual, so you don’t want to go too overboard with your outfit. A good rule of thumb is dressing as you would for a nice dinner with friends or family.

With that in mind, some essential items to consider wearing include:

  1. A collared shirt: This could be anything from a button-down shirt to a polo shirt. Avoid T-shirts, as they tend to look too relaxed.
  2. Khakis or dark jeans: Again, you want to avoid anything too relaxed like cargo shorts or ripped jeans.
  3. A blazer or sport coat: This is optional but can really help to pull your look together and make you look more polished.
  4. Dress shoes: This could be anything from loafers to Oxfords to even nice sneakers. Avoid sandals, flip-flops, or any other type of casual shoe.
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Start your days with a better morning routine

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Your morning sets the tone for the day to come. By starting the day with intent you’ll find yourself in a much more productive groove for the rest of the day. Below, we explore how you can improve your morning routine.

Maintain a fixed bedtime and waking time

Your body works better with consistent sleep. Ideally, you’ll sleep at broadly the same time each evening and wake up at roughly the same time. This way, you can enjoy a more restful sleep and feel more energised when it’s time to get going in the morning.

Get out of bed

It can be difficult when you wake up comfily in bed. There’s not much incentive to leave the warmth and start your day! However, by wearing a ladies dressing gown you can take this cosy feeling with you as you make your breakfast and begin your day.  

Avoid your phone

Scrolling through your news feed is a passive activity that can harm your productivity in the morning. It can be tempting to spend a little longer in bed looking at your phone, but this sort of procrastination can result in a slow day. Instead, try leaving your phone in another room to get going quickly.

Focus Your Positive Energy

Try taking a moment to yourself to start the day. By meditating or at least doing deep breathing exercises, you can calm your mind and escape negative thoughts. By focusing your positive energy like this, you can have more clarity throughout the day and avoid stress.

Try self-affirmation

Positive affirmations such as “I am strong, smart, capable and kind” can put you in an excellent mindset to start the day. By being kind to yourself, you can boost your confidence, improve your relationships and put yourself in a great mood to start the day.

Take a Walk

If you’re feeling overwhelmed by the day ahead, a walk can help you clear your mind and prepare for the day. Ideally, you’ll walk around calming trees and greenery to give you a sense of tranquillity before you begin the day.

Choose healthy breakfast options

A healthy breakfast can get your day off to the right start. Whole, unprocessed food is an excellent option – particularly ones containing protein and fibre. Try cooking yourself for eggs, or maybe go for porridge with fruit to begin your day with nutrition.

The way you start your day is crucial. If you begin in an organised, positive way you can set yourself up to have a productive day. It can feel tempting to spend a little longer in bed but being proactive will benefit you in the long run.

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6 Tips on Dressing the Best This Holiday Season

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Dressing your best doesn’t always have to be reserved for the holiday season. However, it is nice to put a little bit more effort into your outfits when you have something to celebrate and look forward to. So, here are some tips to help you pick out some killer outfits this Christmas. You’ll have everyone at the work Christmas party asking, where did she get that from?

Avoid tacky Christmas jumpers

Christmas jumpers may seem like a good idea at the time, but do you really want to look back on your Christmas holiday photos and think, what on earth was I wearing? Saying that, there are a lot of Christmas jumpers out there that are a bit less in-your-face and are more subtle. A simple grey or white Christmas jumper with a minimalist design can be a good way to get in the festive mood, without coming across as too garish.

Layer up

Every year the cold months come upon us, and every year all you hear is ‘it’s got really cold all of a sudden.’ This year is no exception, the cold months are most definitely here. The best way to combat this is to make sure you’re wrapped up and are wearing proper layers to keep you cosy. To ensure that your entire body stays warm, keep your feet warm by wearing two pairs of socks or fluffy socks. Then, when putting your Christmas outfits together, put a vest top underneath your normal t-shirt, or wear a long sleeve top underneath a t-shirt. Layering doesn’t always have to be unfashionable, there are some really simple things you can do to make sure you don’t get too cold this holiday season.

A festive pop of colour can work well

An all-black outfit can be made to look more festive with a simple pop of colour, say a red bag and shoes. Adding an item of colour into an otherwise simple look is a great way to draw attention to your look, as everyone’s eyes are guaranteed to go to your new red luxury bag. Basic black and white outfits look best when adding colour to your accessories, so keep this in mind when styling your Christmas looks. Although it can be tempting to buy a new black bag as this is the safe option, try something new, and invest in a bag with a little bit more colour. It doesn’t have to be super bright, a dark navy or green can look elegant too.

Shimmer looks great at this time of year

It’s usually at this time of year that you see all the sparkly tops, dresses and jumpers come back into fashion stores. This year is no exception. Darker colours, like burgundy and green, can look really festive without the need for a Christmas jumper. If you do want to stand out at your work Christmas party, then opt for an item of clothing with a little bit of shimmer in it, like a glittery top or dress.

Know your crowd

Getting it right at the work Christmas party is a sport. The theme might be ‘smart casual’, what does this really mean? Is a dress too formal, but are jeans too casual? When deciding on what you should wear, think about the kind of people who will also be there, and what they are likely to wear too. For example, you might not want to wear a super revealing dress to a work event, you might be better saving this dress for New Year’s Eve instead. To prevent any fashion faux pas, send a simple ‘what are you wearing tonight?’ text to someone else is going, this way you won’t be over or underdressed.

Just be yourself

It’s the festive season, after all, so don’t worry too much about what you’re wearing and instead concentrate on the things that matter – like spending time with your family and friends. Don’t worry too much about trying to impress other people with your on-trend outfits, and instead refine your own sense of personal style over the Christmas period. This time can be a great excuse for you to experiment with your current wardrobe and accessories, so enjoy it and stay honest with yourself.

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